< Blonde English Nymphos  

• Angel Long
• Harmony Hex scene repackaged from Pump Action
• Nikita Devine
• Pheonix
• Suzie Best scene repackaged from Pump Action

Running time: 117 mins.

Blonde English Nymphos is a combination of scenes which have appeared in other films, alongside stuff which appears to have been sitting in the cutting room for a while.

The film kicks off with Phoenix working as a secretary for a film company. When the booked girl fails to show she is only too eager to appear in the shoot. Arriving in the bedroom, the sound track is lost as Tony fumbles and squeezes Phoenix's boobs through her tight, white blouse. Buttons undone, the camera moves out of focus as her tits are sucked. Pulling at Tony's pants, he's in deep discussion with the cameraman as she sucks on his prick. Phoenix's muff gets munched before she slides down his shaft. Flopping back, Phoenix knocks her head on the bedstead as a precursor to being fucked missionary. The cameraman wanders behind the two as the they bang away, doggy-style. A little more riding, then Tony chats to the crew as he cums over Phoenix's face.

WPC Angel Long has raided Paul's house and found a pile of porn. When he asks if there is any way he can be let off, Angel has just one thing in mind. Dropping her short black skirt, she bends over and orders Paul to lick. His tongue flicks over her arse and pussy. Stripped down to her black stockings, Angel kneels. She wants Paul's prick. Wrapping her fingers around his girth, she sucks away. The colour balance changes as Angel lies back on the sofa. She wants more and her pussy duly gets a vigorous pounding. On all fours, Paul holds Angel's hips as he hammers home. The pair turn over so she she can mount him. He jerks his load onto Angel's tongue. She smiles and swallows.

Political canvasser Nikkita calls at Jayce's house looking for votes. He wants to hear more about her policies. Sitting on the sofa Nikkita undoes her blouse and flashes her boobs. She strokes Jayce's crotch. Apparently, cock care in the community is a big part of her platform. Pulling out Jayce's dick, Nikkita slides it down her throat. He reaches down to her smoothly shaven snatch and slips his hand inside her panties. On her hands and knees, Nikkita prepares to be entered for politics, fingering her arse before taking Jayce's prick. Rolling over, Nekkita continues to be banged missionary. Jayce pulls out to deposit his load in her mouth. She has his vote.

The final two scenes are lifted from Pump Action and star Suzie Best with Paul, in a fly infested wood, and Harmony Hex with Keni Styles.

With a stud in the first scene who it appears would rather be behind the camera than performing, and indifferent production throughout, there is little to recommend Blonde English Nymphos. Save your money.

Dawn "Hot Totty" Birtle