< British Slappers 1 R18 DVD available

Released: 2003
Notes: Rude Britannia
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This film, from new production company the Big Ben Film Co (BBFC geddit?), is nowhere near as bad as the title might suggest. There are four good simple scenes on the tried and tested formula of interview to camera, solo strip and a shag. At the time of release (December 2003) at least three of the girls can be classed as newcomers. The similarity with material produced by Terry Stephens and John Mason is confirmed when John appears with Kristie Jade in the second scene.

First up is Ruby who quickly strips out of her white matching trousers & top and poses on the bed, later introducing a large dildo which she uses with aplomb. Partner Ash joins her and the action starts. The sex is clearly shot although a little gentle, which is probably only to be expected from a young married couple. I have seen Ruby in a number of sets on the web, but only in action with Ash. The scene ends with prolonged doggie before Ash pulls out to come over Ruby's bum.

Kristie Jade is ready to take on John Mason in Johnny Rebel guise (he's wearing the bandanna). Starting in some classy purple undies and black stockings she strips and uses her fingers and a large black dildo on herself. The action continues on the bed and eventually includes anal. A fine dp climax is reached when Kristie uses her dildo up her pussy while sitting astride John. The scene ends with the trademark Mason wank, but Kristie manages to extract enough semen to cover her excellent natural boobs.

Maria (very amateur so may be only performance, unlisted) and Philip say they are a husband and wife who have been together for eight years which, judging by the performance that follows, is spot on. There is plenty of foreplay before Maria climbs on top of Philip and the action begins, continuing on the sofa until the couple briefly move to the bedroom. On the bed Philip fucks Maria up the arse before pulling out and shooting over her chin.

Finally Alyssa gives the longest cod interview of all, pretending to be a first-timer, before Tony Uttley appears from behind the camera to fuck her. Before the action there is a long solo sequence in which Alyssa chats away to out-of-site Tony. At one point he asks if her 36DD tits are her own, well who else's might they be Tony? Alyssa's tits are, in fact, already rather poorly enhanced, but she admits she would like them even bigger! Alyssa & Tony provide a very enthusiastic show in which both participants work up a good sweat. The scene ends with a facial.

Good honest Britporn with some welcome new faces. A bit derivative, right down to the Evil Genius production credit. Maybe this is the work of new people or more likely just a compilation of stuff put together by distributors, Rude Britannia.

Review by Bayleaf

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