< Johnny Rebel's Absolute Beginners R18 DVD available

Released: 2005
Director: John Mason
Notes: Rude Britannia
Notes and Reviews

John Mason, as Johnny Rebel, reminds us just what a lucky bastard he is as he opens this selection of brand-new talent by choosing to fuck the delightfully fresh Yvonne. As they both undress on the bed they continue to kiss as John removes Yvonne's top and jeans and then manoeuvres her into 69. The fucking is by the JM book, but with tall Yvonne's neat body, small tits and long black hair bouncing on John's cock it didn't seem to matter so much. Smiling throughout, Yvonne wanks John to climax in the usual way. Lovely, tattoo-free girl and judging by the number of stills sets already posted on John's website, one we'll be seeing much more of.

Sarah is the complete contrast, naturally blonde with a mass of curvy pink flesh and a simply massive scorpion tattooed on her upper arm. She hungrily devours Pascal White's cock in 69 before impaling herself on it in reverse cowgirl. Spoons, doggy and missionary follow on the bed before Pascal slips his cock up Sarah's bum as they return to doggy (includes A2M). Back in conventional missionary, Pascal pulls out and cums over Sarah's tits and face.

Sitting on the kitchen floor Kiwi and Jess start by kissing and undressing although Jess, with her crimson hair highlights, keeps the colour clashing going by retaining a black suspender belt and blue stockings. Because of Kiwi's paraplegia Jess does most of the work, fucking him in cowgirl both ways. Later in the scene he does manage short bursts of missionary, but Kiwi is not a big guy and doesn't always have 100% wood. Still, a nice scene with Kiwi obviously enjoying the sex and she finishes Kiwi off in her mouth as, in close-up, we see 'Kiwi' tattooed on her right arm.

Tony James' hands are all over Cynthia's tight body as he helps her out of a black camisole and pants on the sheepskin rug in front of the fireplace. Tony is quickly out of his shirt and jeans and giving Cynthia the benefit of his fast and furious fucking technique. Usual floor-based positions including missionary, doggy, cowgirls and modified spoons, before Cynthia lies on her back and Tony wanks over her tits.

Finally Pascal has the pleasure of fucking Carly, a tall blonde girl who looks to be in her mid-twenties, on a bed. Underneath her shirt and skirt Carly wears a black peephole bra and pants; although these don't stay on long, her natural hold up stockings do. After mutual cock and pussy licking, fucking starts in spoons and doggy, but Pascal soon finds Carly's arse and fucks her up the bum in doggy, spoons and reverse cowgirl. Returning to missionary for a few strokes Pascal slaps Carly's tits a bit then pulls out to cum over her belly. Another girl who I look forward to seeing more of.

John Mason's mission is to find new talent and often fuck it himself. Once again his unswerving application reveals five more new girls, although John's tardiness at getting his video material out means that Jess(sucker) has already been seen and stills sets of all these scenes have been on the JR website since late last summer. That said, the girls here are all girl next door types, not young teens but pretty and enthusiastic with at least one showing a hint of stretch marks on her belly. They may stick around or they may find a couple of days with John are enough. A pleasing lack of tattoos on Yvonne and Sarah make them favourites for me. Nice.

Review by Bayleaf
February 2006

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