< Johnny Rebel's X-Rated Auditions 4 R18 DVD available

Released: 2005
Notes: Rude Britannia
Alternate Titles
  • X-Rated Auditions 4
Notes and Reviews

By way of introduction:

John Mason travels the length and breadth of Britain (with particular emphasis on the length) finding new talent for his films. Whether or not these are new girls, or indeed their first scenes for John, doesn't matter as each girl is fucked in a format that owes more to a tv shopping channel than a porn one. Each girl is introduced with the line "and today we're in ... with ..." and ends with the young lady obligingly wanking a supine John to climax.

That said, the whole production has a strange charm and, stretching the metaphor, gives the viewer the chance to see a lot of talent which can be bought in future, harder and more erotic scenes.

To avoid you having to read and, more importantly, me having to cut-and-paste, the general format of each scene is that John introduces the girl by name, from wherever. They both undress and after oral sex and 69 with the girl on top she shuffles forward to impale herself on John's cock and sex (missionary, doggy and spoons) follows. The scenes invariably end with John getting a wank from his model and a climax which, while obviously rewarding for John, can do nothing for most viewers who are watching THE GIRLS.

John starts in Lisa's Sheffield bedroom, he strips off her t-shirt to reveal her lovely pert tits which he kisses. Lisa unleashes John's cock from his jeans before slipping into the usual routine. Lisa is an attractive model with a great attitude, more of which I look forward to seeing.

John quickly removes the few clothes that Red wears (t-shirt, microskirt and knickers) then she attacks his cock. Quickly undressing, John joins Red on the bed for a 69 and the usual action. Things hot up when John sticks his cock up Red's bum in doggy. Red is a top class porn performer, slim and hard-bodied with a great personality which lifts this standard audition scene out of the ordinary.

Young and pink, Dutch starlet Kyla is soon naked on the divan with John on the bed, where she gives a nice professional performance getting fucked in most positions.

Alexis (Silver) from Leeds is a big girl in many ways. She only has her bra and pants to remove, which she does revealing her generous curves and most excellent tits. Sex starts in cowgirl (not reverse) for a change and continues at a good hard pace until the final climax.

Lisa returns for a ten-minute solo photo-shoot on the bed as a precursor to her scene with Del.

Honey/Summer is anxious to get out of her matching pink bra, skirt and pants as she snogs John in the blue bedroom (with the 2004 calendar on the wall). Another chatty and very noisy girl who enjoys her shagging; resembling Jo Kelsey in looks and attitude. At the end she rubs John's cum all over her tits.

Housewife Ann is fucked at home. Seen in other JM productions fucking her husband on the same bed. Later on John slips his whole length up Ann's bum in doggy, spoons and reverse cowgirl. She passes the audition but is unlikely to star in future films.

Sadie Jane from Manchester joins John in Calvin's Birmigham bedroom for her audition. John removes her top, bra and denim skirt before quickly slipping his fingers up her wet pussy. While John supplies his usual banter Sadie giggles nervously, but once she gets a cock in her pussy she performs like a pro. Another girl not afraid to keep her specs on throughout.

Gap-toothed Chelsea, who doesn't sound English, is keen to get a good shagging to start her porn career. Usual action from this sweet newbie who gets a deep fucking from John. I look forward to future performances.

Lisa returns again and this time she's brought her rather plain-looking widely tattooed brunette girlfriend Del for a threeway on the bed with John. With Lisa's encouragement Del performs well and there's excellent interaction between the girls as they take turns to bounce on John's cock. Towards the end of the scene Lisa seals her porn credentials by taking John's cock up her bum.

John's auditions are often run-of the mill stuff, but here he includes some girls who are obviously going places in the porn business, Lisa, Alexis, and Red, whose scenes really arouse. As usual incredible value at 3 1/2 hours and despite my reservations warmly recommended.

Review by Bayleaf
April 2005

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