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Released: 2004
Notes: Rude Britannia
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Ivan picks up girls on the streets of Southend. Fortunately most of them are porn actresses and so are happy to fuck him when he gets them home.

Since we first met Ivan in volume 1 he appears to have invested the profits in some new camera equipment so the quality here is somewhat improved. Regrettably he has not invested in any male talent so we have the dire Scott Gunn failing to produce anything close to wood. Most scenes follow the same format of interview and shag in Ivan's front room, then upstairs to the bedroom for more fucking.

First up is Lynx who looks very sweet and sexy as she calls on Ivan & Scott. She undresses and they go upstairs where Scott fails to get wood, so Ivan gives her a modest fuck and cums over her tits.

On the beach the guys find Nicole, a large Brazilian woman, who comes back for a 'bit of fun'. Following some (large) tit fucking the three go upstairs where both guys manage penetration, although Nicole's wild moaning is at variance with what's happening down below. Ivan comes over her pussy while he films and you gotta admire a man that can manage that.

Georgina Smith calls after she has seen Ivan's ad. She shows her wardrobe and Ivan chooses undies and fishnet stockings. Georgina removes her bra and pants for the camera, plays with a dildo, then lowers herself onto Ivan's cock. Ivan is alone but, with a handheld and a static camera, covers this reverse cowgirl very well. Upstairs some of the best fucking of the programme follows, ending with a massive (by Ivan's standards) cumshot over tits.

Christina and Jade are on the street offering 'a Cock Service', an idea so preposterous that Christina has difficulty explaining it. But back at the house two very pretty black girls, in stockings and suspenders, demonstrate. Ivan fucks both girls in turn in his own modest way, then Scott arrives. Scott manages a small hard-on and fucks Christina reverse cowgirl. Upstairs both girls are fucked side by side. Ivan mamages a good load over Christina and Scott over Jade.

Wheelchair bound Kiwi is with Kerry at Ivan's cos she wants to be fucked by a stranger while 'business colleague' Kiwi films. Kerry is dressed very primly in blouse, skirt and stockings, but once she strips to her stockings the action begins. Dildo action followed by sex in cowgirl on the sofa to facial. Good scene, though obviously no upstairs (no wheelchair access). Ivan performs reasonably well when not having to worry about the camera.

Excruciating set-ups, unimaginative direction and poorly endowed studs make this poor fare (I'm not implying everyone has a 9 inch cock, but then we don't all try and sell films of ourselves fucking). Most of the girls have performed better elsewhere, although Georgina's hardcore is rare and near best on show.

Review by Bayleaf

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