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• Layla~Jade

This is genre programming par excellence, 15 scenes of anonymous attractive women giving deep head to facial in very tight close-up. That's the good bit.

For Britporn fans, while there is a surfeit of cock, there is virtually no cunt and the only representative of the UK is Layla~Jade. Each scene lasts an average of 4.8 minutes giving a running time of not much more than an hour of scenes, filmed in the same US kitchen. A programme best avoided by all but the most fanatical bukkake fan. No, a programme best avoided by everyone except officers from trading standards.

Review by Bayleaf
April 2005